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In the wake of the lowest attendance for Earth Day since its inception, experts proposed a change for next year to ensure the sustainability of the holiday.

“It’s just too darned hot and polluted outside to draw any good-sized crowds,” said Tara Ferma. Earth Day’s Executive Director. “We need to consider moving the observance to another planet.”.....

The latest Gallup poll, showing President George W, Bush with the highest disapproval rating in the poll’s 70-year history, 69 percent, is already mired in controversy.

“31 percent of Americans still think he’s doing an adequate job?” said one observer. “Obviously, the Bush administration has hauled out its 2000 and 2004 election shenanigans and fixed this one too.”…..

On the eve of the Pennsylvania primary, Senator Hillary Clinton once again denied playing racial politics.

“Some people always blame others for the fact that they can’t succeed in our society,” she said##

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