The Imminent Departure of Two Major Political Figures

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With the imminent departure, in different ways, of two important political figures in 2008, Whirled News presents a guide to help future generations tell them apart.

1. He will be known as a politician concerned throughout his career with the social welfare of minorities, the disadvantaged and the poor:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

2. He will be known as a politician concerned throughout his career with social warfare on minorities, the disadvantaged and the poor:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

3. Match the person with their family motto:
a) public service is the highest good
b) Thar’s gold in them thar hills

4. Generations to come will be indebted to him:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

5. Generations to come will be indebted because of him:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

6. His socializing caused the premature death of one woman and no children:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

7. His social policies have caused the premature death of hundreds of women and children:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George Bush

8. His foreign policy was based upon moral principles and shrewd geopolitical analysis:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

9. His foreign policy was based upon moral catchphrases and shrill geopolitical analysis:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

10. Throughout his career he surrounded himself with people concerned with good government:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W, Bush

11. Throughout his career he jettisoned people concerned with good government:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

12. He appealed to the best instincts of Americans:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

13. He appealed to the base instincts of Americans:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush

14. His children will carry on his father's concern for the welfare of all Americans:
a) Edward Kennedy
b) George W. Bush
c) a and b are both correct

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